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Иванова Юлия Николаевна

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.

It’s the one who won’t be taken, who cannot seem to give.

It’s the soul afraid of dying… That never learns to live.

It’s the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

It’s the heart afraid of breaking… that never learns to dance.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think:

«Why would I take the risk?»

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise.

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine.9 months later they say it’s not mine!Birdy birdy in the sky,Left a poopie in my eye.Me don’t care, me don’t cry,Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly! If you have a little stress,Come to me and kiss my ass.

Men get and forget. Women give and forgive.

Live fast – die young.

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny.Lots of people fuck for money.If you think that fucksng’s funnyFuck yourself and save your money!

Fuck it before it fucks you.

I fucked in the Rome,I fucked in the Spain,I fucked in the snow,I fucked in the rain.But I never be happy,I never be freeUntil I fucked the armyLike the army fucked me! I like your style. I like your class,But most of all I like your ass.I love you in blue. I love you in red.But most of all I love you in bed.I want triplets, you want twins,Lets get in bed and see who wins!I'm crazy, I'm fool,But my penis beautiful!If you think that sex is funny,Fuck yourself and give me money. If you wanna have a sex,Fuck my dog, his name is Rex.If you want to be more sexy,Suck my penis, it is tasty!If you want to feel OK,Fuck your teacher every day!If you want to fuck

со смаком,Fuck your woman only раком.If you want to fuck the sky,You must teach your dick to fly!If you want to fuck for pleasure,Fuck yourself как можно реже. If you want to get a pleasure,Fuck your wife как можно реже.If you want to live in prison,Find a woman in the parkAnd without any reasonTry to kill her after fuck.If you want to play with brother,Ask your dad to fuck your mother.Never kiss boys with eyes of black,They kiss you once and never come back.Never kiss boys with eyes of brown,They kiss you once then turn you down.Never kiss boys with eyes of green,They kiss you once, then make you scream. Always kiss boys with eyes of blue,They kiss you once, then ask for two.

Two beer or not two beer?

No smoking. No fucking.Only pissing. Only kaking.Roses are red, pickles are green.I love your legs and whats in between.Roses are red, violines are blue,A face like yours belongs to the zoo.Sex is a sensation.It’s about a man’s temptation,Putting his location In a woman’s destination.Do you understand the explanationOr do you need a demonstration?

Sex is like a gun: you aim, you shoot, you run.

Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s VERY GOOD. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

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